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    Song: Eve

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Revved up like a doucheion and a rotor in the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, Another roamer in the night.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: And little Curly Wurly came by in his hurly gurly and I gave his ass a little ride

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    The Misheard: wiped up with a louffa by the foreman of the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce

    The Misheard: Ripped up like a douche

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night... In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps his way into the hat... And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride...

    The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche To the ruler in the night... With the dumps and the bumps As the adolescent punks are waiting to attack... And the little early birdy gave my hair a curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride...

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: little early birdie came by in his curly wurly and asked me if i needed a ride

    The Misheard: little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if i needed a ride

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: And little early birdy kept my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a duece another runner in the night

    The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another runner gonna fight.

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